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I’m a blond Girl so so sweet and sexy like an angel!Let’s have fun with me!I’m the cuttiest princess you’ve ever seen!
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A hard man is good to find. ;)
May 21

THREE ITALIAN NUNS

Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven where they are met by St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. The first nun says, "I want-a to be Sophia Loren!" POOF!! She is gone.

The second nun says, "I want-a to be Madonna!" POOF!! She is gone.

The third nun says, "I want-a to be Sara Pipilini."

St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name is unfamiliar to me."

The nun takes a newspaper out and hands it to him.

He reads the paper and starts laughing, then hands it back to her and says, "No, sister. This paper says, 'Sahara Pipeline laid by 500 men in 7 days."
January 13

SEX IN CYBERLAND

I turn on my computer
and I'm looking for some action.
I see my online lover
and beg for satisfaction.

We go to a private room
and you know what happens next.
We think and type and dream about
many different kinds of sex.

Just about 9 days pass
and I find I'm feeling ill.
Maalox, Pepto--NOTHING
will make my stomach chill.

I mention it to my online beau
we try to figure it out.
A few more days have passed...
now my stomach's sticking out!

So, now my head is spinning
I don't know what to do.
I'm having sex with no one--
EXCEPT...my online beau.

No, wait just a minute.
Please tell me this can't be!
He cannot get me pregnant
by having cyber sex with me!

I call the local clinic
and explain the situation.
All the nurses laugh at me,
I'm crying in frustration.

My stomach's getting bigger
with every passing day.
Who would have ever thought
you could get pregnant this way?

A pregnancy test was taken,
it came back with a yes.
I IMed my online lover
and put him to the test.

I told him of my feelings
and all my gaining weight.
I told him we were parents
and gave him my due date.

When all the shock was over,
he gave me an online *kiss*.
He told me that he loved me
and he'd help me get through this.

My stomach starts to ache
I go run to my mom.
I feel the need and start to push...
out pops a CD ROM!!

I put it in the computer
and while I wait, I pace.
When soon on my computer,
comes a beautiful baby's face!

You know this story's fiction
but before you take a risk,
put on a cyber condom...
before you get some cyber dick.
July 09

Sexy Babe

You'll have big green eyes, world class breasts, ass that won't quit and legs that go all the way up. You can see it Live Now

May 28

Sex

"If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly ... very slowly." Click to Access to My Personal Webcam

 

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Nov. 21
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Nov. 14
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Love from France. Bisou
July 10
 
 
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May 4
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